Tips from 'sex guru' Paloma
Upcoming sex kitten Paloma (launched in the indie film Pitik-Bulag with Marco Alcaraz as her leading man) can give men with problems down there a tip or two.
“Easy does it,” said Paloma, 23, a UP Fine Arts graduate who has replaced Asia Agcaoili (a brand-new mom) as the “sex guru” columnist of FHM magazine. “Robust can help.”
Robust is a herb-extract supplement for men calculated, according to the flyer, to “increase your sexual desire and stamina” and “give you the ability to repeat again.”
The sexually-liberated Paloma is the perfect endorser for Robust (she also endorses Premiere Condoms).
“Like in the case of Premiere,” Paloma told Funfare, “to find out how effective Robust is, pina-try ko sa friend ko — uy, di ko siya boyfriend, ha. It worked daw, sabi niya.”
Would she recommend it to her boyfriend?
“No, I don’t have a boyfriend.” (She intimidates guys.) “Mahihirapan sila sa akin.”
The “sex guru” said that sex has a “healing” and “therapeutic” power.
“It can relieve a lot of ailments,” said Paloma (a daring/bolder deadringer for Dawn Zulueta) who dishes out this kind of vital tips in her FHM column. “What I can’t get from experience I get from books. I read a lot of them, including Kama Sutra. I watch porno flicks for my research.”
In Pitik-Bulag, directed by Gil M. Portes, Paloma (whose surname is Esmeria) goes au naturel, scaring Marco into putting a plaster on his private area during their love scenes. She will be seen next in a Regal movie.
“Abangan n’yo ako sa next FHM appearance ko,” she said. “Hubad talaga ako. Jewelry lang ang cover ko.”
Asked which three local actors she would like to have “private moments” with, she demurred.
“Huwag, delikado ‘yan, baka magalit sa akin ang mga girlfriends nila,” said Paloma who was named by her mother for Paloma, daughter of Pablo Picasso. “My mom is open-minded; she’s a Picasso fan. My dad is a retired colonel.”
Actually, Paloma doesn’t like actors.
“I prefer athletes.”
And she named four, all foreign ones: Kobe Bryant, David Beckham, William Devaughn and Chris Paul.
What about Manny Pacquiao?
“Ay, huwag! Baka patayin ako ni Jinkee!”
And she broke into a laughter associated only with a well-rounded sex guru.
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